So it took be a couple days to digest... twas was my first shit since I ate the
Quadruple Big Mac. I was lying on my bed, when suddenly it finally it came out of nowhere. Like I mean I had no warning whatsoever; suddenly I just had to shit. Badly. I ran downstairs to quickly grab my almost battery-dead phone from the counter, then ran to the nearest bathroom, butt-cheeks tight, with sloppy shit beginning to withdraw from my anus hole. I pulled down my pants and lifted the seat up as the first plop of poo, deformed from the butt-cheek squishing, departed from my rectum. My god the stench was malodorous, I was having trouble breathing. More and more turds continued to go into exile, when I noticed my phone had zero battery bars left. I quickly look a picture while I still could, when my phone shut off. Unfortunately the one photo I was able to take was a bad one...
The flash hath failed me. I am truly sorry for this. It really pains me that some people were really hoping to get a good glimpse of the McShit. However, if you look upwards you can see a bit of a rusty-brown turd. The shit was fairly uniform. Unlike my other shits, this one had no random, visible foods. After this fail of a photograph was taken, I began to shit more, and more, and then even more. The toilet bowl was loaded with McShit.
I just want to put this out there, that in order to be a good shit photographer, you must have your camera charged and ready at all times. I have failed you once, but I can assure you it won't happen again.
Good luck fellow shitters,
-DeuceDropper
