About Us

The Guys Who Shit (GWS) is a scientific experiment created by two undergraduate students. The idea began when the two would send pictures of their shit to the other's phone and the two would then begin to discuss the shits significance. Because they are at risk of never getting any pussy for the rest of their lives, they decided to use the pseudonyms ShitzuNami and DeuceDropper.

"Our goal is to determine and analyze the shape, colour, stench, contents, and every other property of our shit (other than taste and texture), and share it with the world."

ShitzuNami's Bio
"I realized I was obsessed with shit when I was six years old. My brother showed me his anus-ripper in the toilet and I laughed so hard that I puked all over my fathers face. Since that day, I have been more than keen on analyzing superior shits. Throughout my years as a shit hobbyist, I have created a large number of bowel movements of which I am proud of. I am currently taking my undergrad at Dalhousie University in Nova Scotia. Living in residence, I have seen amazing shit-opportunities. I'm talking about shits in showers, shits in sinks, shits on shits and even farts in mouth. This blog is dedicated to the most primitive yet underestimated form of humour: pooing and farting. If you think shitting isn't funny, you simply aren't human. Or you are mexican, same thing."

- ShitzuNami





DeuceDropper's Bio
"Greetings fellow shitters. My name is DeuceDropper, and I am here to bring you, well, shit. Lots and lots of shit. Horrific and extremely unpleasant images accompanied by sickening and rather unnecessary explanations of said shit. I've lived in Canada my entire, shit-fulfilling life and I currently attend Queen's University, located in Kingston, Ontario. Throughout the years, many have asked me, "Hey DeuceDropper, why do you share pictures of your shit?" Well fellow crappers, I do it for you. All my life I would occasionally take an epic shit and beg my sister to take a gander at its magnificence. She would always decline and call me a sick mother-fucker and pathetic excuse of a human-being. If only there were other sick fucks like myself who actually appreciated my creations. That's where you people come in. I can finally sleep at night knowing that some people are enlightened by the substance released by my asshole. I thank you all for your interest. May your shit flush down the toilet with revulsion, foulness and of course, love." 
- DeuceDropper