Name of Movement: Sunday Morning Serpent
Magnificence: 3/10
Estimated Weight: 4 oz
Description: This bowel movement was taken on a Sunday whilst processing a giant hangover. The snake went much deeper than is visible in this picture, but I didn't want to stick my phone in the toilet so this is unfortunately the best I can do. Notice the smooth texture and flowing structure of the shit. As the poo exited my asshole, it felt wet. I wasn't sure if it was diarrhea but it definitely wasn't a ring of fire which was a nice surprise. You can also see how the lower portion of the shit is a very dark black. This is normally caused by excessive alcohol intake. A typical hangover shit will be more of a black splatter sundae, but I was spared on this fine sunday morning.
Relevance: The holiday season is a wonderful excuse to get stupid drunk with your family and friends. Even if you know that virgin mary was a lying whore, it is still appropriate to get hammered. Nobody likes hangover shits. They burn, they smell like toxic, and they are shockingly coloured. To avoid some of these problems, try to stick to higher quantities of low alcohol % drinks as opposed to smaller amounts of high %s.
Primary Diet: Alexander Keiths Pale Ale, St. Louis Suicide Chicken Wings.
Happy Drinking,
- ShitzuNami
Dark spots also occur because the poo is more condensed and more dehydrated from the rest of the feices.
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